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Self-rescuing Princess




truebjdconfessions:

I hate how all the “fat” dolls out there are extreme pear shapes. I don’t want just a fat ass and thunder thighs, I want big boobs and fat arms too!

~Anonymous


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hatfullofwhy:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 


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therealspencerwright:

headphones-and-applejuice:

deardeerling:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

we say ‘never eat shredded wheat’, is that close enough for you?

It is close, but just not them same.

I say never eat sour watermelons.

I say nasty elephants squished westlife

(Source: annnica)


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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*


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songoharotto:

ghostanswers:

FUCK YES

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

(Source: bibliophile1887)


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kitherringbone:

i just want sansa to fucking win the game of thrones not only b/c i love her but just imagine fanboys reacting to sansa ending up on the iron throne 

imagine every sexist little loser who called sansa whiny or useless or annoying

everyone who chose to hate on a teenage girl for being “stupid” when the entire asoiaf series is filled to the brim with murderers and rapists 

just imagine

IMAGINE


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I have a new addiction I love these they are so adorable and they are the perfect scale (sorry for the phone pic planning a proper photoset soon)

I have a new addiction I love these they are so adorable and they are the perfect scale (sorry for the phone pic planning a proper photoset soon)


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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery


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mynoncents:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.


people should really stop underestimating porn

mynoncents:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

people should really stop underestimating porn


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(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)


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I need that Axe

…Damn you fairyland.


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deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u


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foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible


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churchrat:

people are very accepting of depression and anxiety and other mental illness until they run across someone who doesn’t fit the narrative of “aw poor sad beautiful shy girl who’s perfect in every way except she can’t see it but if you tell her you love her she’ll magically be…


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